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I am back to my old jokey self, though again, when objects are actually inside my anus, it is hard to maintain humor. Of course, the most practical, applicable, and scientific reason that I will continue to get hemorrhoids is that the universe insists on punishing me.
Now, as I sit writing this, I am hemorrhoid free—but I know that this will not last forever. I can’t just be successful, content, and healthy like many people.
No matter how bad things could be for them, they could have all those things and five hemorrhoids. At least the misery will give me something to write about.
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Reading the entire series on the toilet—twice—was probably not entirely responsible. In other doctors’ offices, you aren’t sure what condition each person is suffering from.
But in fact, experts don’t know where hemorrhoids come from. I had not expected that Transformers would play a role in my butt-health crisis.
Over the next two weeks, every time I go to the bathroom it is an adventure. I’m used to things now, even though it just seems to get worse.
I greet Karen by name when she comes in the room and tell her, afterward, that I feel very close to her.
If that were to happen, I might be able to meet a girl I like, get married, and pass on my DNA. Nobody wants me to be a happy person, because then they would feel bad about themselves.
I might be able to live a long, rich life with little tragedy and lots of accomplishments. My life, shitty in every single aspect of it (documented here), gives others hope. Thus, in order for the universe to have some semblance of order, I have to be miserable. I ask him, giggling, if he’s at least going to take me to dinner first. And the person I am today is a person with hemorrhoids. They’re conspicuous, but, in the end, easy to take care of. Mostly, people are sitting with no visible discomfort except that which comes with being elderly. The doctor fiddles with something and with several mechanical whirrs, the bench rises about a foot and dips forward.